Funny dating insults

He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.

He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory. He is so short his hair smell like feet He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. ~ Bill Dana ~ He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? ~ Earl Pitts ~ As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner. Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation? Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today? Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you? Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

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Here are 10 great comebacks to the “Why are you still single?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull? Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission. We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. They say Will Rogers never met a man he didn't like, obviously he never met you.

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and said Who turned off the lights?