Funny dating advice questions

You need ice breakers, light-hearted queries, questions that provoke banter, laughter, and thought, as well as questions that dig a bit deeper and go beyond the superficial. If she hates planes, road trips, or has no desire to leave her hometown ever, that's a good indicator of her ambitions and desires (or lackthereof).

To save you from endless awkward silences, we've compiled 50 first date conversation starters that do all of these things. Otherwise, this question will excite her and you'll learn what's most appealing to her, Jones says.

Especially if you first start dating someone, you’re going to scare her away.

She gonna be like, Jessimae: One time I accidentally sent a text message—a sext—to my boyfriend’s mother.

This is the messed up part: It was sent to their landline, and I didn’t even know this was a thing, so because it was sent to a landline, it verbalized the text.

So she answers the phone, and she heard what my text message was, and it literally was like, _[adopts robot voice] _"Come over and put your dick inside of me."Jessimae: Make me laugh, and if he’s taking you out, doing something different.

" Sorry—can I just tell you guys what’s happening right now?

I’m sitting in the car in this parking lot in the middle of New Jersey, and some guy’s trying to sell my dad a rap CD, and it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened, and he didn’t want to interrupt, so now he got out of the car and now he’s talking to the rapper.

I’m keeping the cocktail that you bought me, but you need to walk away.

What women want: "Don’t be an asshole and wash your asshole." It’s that simple! We’ll let Carly Aquilino and Jessimae Peluso fill you in on the rest.

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Not just like going out for drinks and dinner, like him actually putting some thought into it, even if it’s just something like apple picking, or something that’s like an activity.

Jessimae: People who are rude to people for no reason. This is the thing: there’s this generation of sloppy dudes.